I will make this fast
Im rushing for time
not to study
not to facebook
not to shit
not to pee
not to eat
well maybe ar
but then no
not to run from dog
okae im really making no sense
not to dig my itchy nose
not to sing in the toilet
oh im gonna bath ar
but the singing part?
Well that one you all can think ar
Enjoy reading

I give up
Seriously
Why should i hold this on
When i cant gain it
I'm really sad for you
My beloved
Moulded Bread of mine
( I actually have kept a bread without knowing in was in my bag for 1 week)
(The result, awesome green mould bread)

This also can be applied to women also ah
Not only man ar
Dun be a sexist la
Alamak
You think you girl
I scared is it
You no balls
Dun talk much
Shhh
Oh
WAIT
dun aim my balls
*runs away*

This is like a growing trend
I dunno why they have this
Oh i'm busy la
Cannot make it la
I got work la
i got this
i got that
you got konek tak?
got bulu?
got tek-tek
THEN PLS VISIT YOUR PARENTS
YOU _|_
*There is no violence involve in this blog*
*Any laughter is means you are heartless*
*And I'm awesome*
Heh2

I like this one
Especially the reply
Oh come on
eating leaves
no harm what
can also safe the world
Cow are one of the main cause of global warming
They like to fart
fart
and fart fart fart
but i bet they dont do fartlek
Like i do during training
Oh yeah their fart contain methane
CH4
O.O
meth-sexy

Young people nowadays
Dunno how to wait ar
Life is short
But must take it cool ar
I busy man also
Need to breathe
Takes effort
Need to eat
Dun eat can die
Need to blog
If dun later B bring log come my house
( I have no either who is B, maybe the cousin of makcik keropok)
Well actually she complain of this cause I repied her tweets only
Sabar la Sabar
Ni sume
Cobaan
=D

EH?
I good boi ar?
i dun bet seh
Really ar
Miracle seh i good boi
You think so i good boi?
Good boi Hardworking?
O.O
but then i lazy ar
So now i bad boi ar
Okae la
bad boi la
no hope
but useful

Dear Ain
Whats your defination of fucking hot?
So if Shakira is Fucking hot
Then i what
Sucking Handsome?
O.O
OH OH WAIT2
How about
Pretty Nabei?
or
Retarding Awesome
*I'm just making fun*
*no offence to shakira fans*
*but yeah she can fucking belly-button dancing siol*

Your back muscle developed?
O.O
buat apa
Yoga
Confirm Laughing Yoga
WUHAHAHAHAHA
WUHAHAHAHAHAHA
no wonder got abs and back muscles
*If you think im joking about the laughing Yoga*
*Pls google it*

YOU HARD?
sure or not
I think I lock your bag in IG Cage
you be begging
"shyuks, plssss give me my bag, i give you chicken wing for a lifetime"
Eh
i think that will be awesome
=D

Who cares man
They are pea which got nuts
Oh nvm
This english mens
Like to make our dictionary confusing only
Like the word
Understanding
Why must it be
Under-standing
If you were to separate it
It is under but you standing
It makes no sense
then why in the world did you
errrr
know what the hell it is