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Stupid Laws

Written at Friday, April 30, 2010 | back to top

I have this story

It happen when I was still schooling in Chestnut Drive

Me and Glenn wanted to play soccer

But we want to play under my block

Not at the Street Soccer Court

Then after like 15 mins ar

(We didnt time la, Which Fools Time their playing time)

This man went down to complain that we noisy la

Of course we say sorry la

We dun mean it

But he keep nagging us sia

Like Okae la, Okae la

Then Glenn ask why cannot play eh?

He say got no soccer sign

Glenn of course ask where is it

Then the man( lets call him banana man)

Point it

Only to get paiseh

Point to No motorcycle Sign

Then he go around the whole block finding it

We just went to the street soccer court after that

Ignore that siao banana man

Laws

Seriously

The reason why they are made?

They are made cause people have no common sense la

Like for example

No durians in the MRT

WHY?

Cause they will infect the damn train ar

And people dun like the smell

I mean some of them

But Some people hungry2

going home only then can eat

Seriously

Those people no brain to think is it

And why got the NO running at swimming pool

WHY?

Cause you at a swimming pool you dumb2

Slippery

-.-

Kids still run

Thats why

This rule/law are born

They may have some weird laws such as

You cant bring guns to the parliament

I mean that is seriously of course cannot la

But they have to make the rule

Then those rule such as No smoking

this one ar

I know smokers smoke

but then

People who dun smoke?

They breath in your fart okae

Cannot think for us eh?

Selfish bastard

CAUSE OF THAT

GOT NO SMOKING AREA

cause of some few smokers who are selfish

And now they are complaining

Serve you right

But I know some smokers who respect us

Just dun smoke la

Smoke can kill you ma

You say I gonna die what

But you wanna die of throat cancer?

I know it is very painful okae

Then you will say we will eventually get cancer ma

Smoking only make it faster

Thats why many people are getting it faster also

And thats why we need to lead a healty lifestyle

But no la

They smoke cause

Fun la

-.-

Go play soccer pls

Its more fun catching balls then puff your health away

When to training today and met the girls and Kenneth

Laila with her ever Chinese2

and kenneth still doesnt want to tell his Fb name

-.-

well today we visit the park

To run

not see2 sight seeing

7 big loops = 1.85km x 7 = 12Km

WA, And got hill

this steep hill like 70 degrees

wa lao

killer la

Tml got sheng li gathering for his bdae at this country club

Dunno wanna stayover or not

I plan to stayover since we long time seh never meet

Smoke and Whack ar Sheng Li

Hope to make a decision by tml

Stupid Laws

Written at Friday, April 30, 2010 | back to top

I have this story

It happen when I was still schooling in Chestnut Drive

Me and Glenn wanted to play soccer

But we want to play under my block

Not at the Street Soccer Court

Then after like 15 mins ar

(We didnt time la, Which Fools Time their playing time)

This man went down to complain that we noisy la

Of course we say sorry la

We dun mean it

But he keep nagging us sia

Like Okae la, Okae la

Then Glenn ask why cannot play eh?

He say got no soccer sign

Glenn of course ask where is it

Then the man( lets call him banana man)

Point it

Only to get paiseh

Point to No motorcycle Sign

Then he go around the whole block finding it

We just went to the street soccer court after that

Ignore that siao banana man

Laws

Seriously

The reason why they are made?

They are made cause people have no common sense la

Like for example

No durians in the MRT

WHY?

Cause they will infect the damn train ar

And people dun like the smell

I mean some of them

But Some people hungry2

going home only then can eat

Seriously

Those people no brain to think is it

And why got the NO running at swimming pool

WHY?

Cause you at a swimming pool you dumb2

Slippery

-.-

Kids still run

Thats why

This rule/law are born

They may have some weird laws such as

You cant bring guns to the parliament

I mean that is seriously of course cannot la

But they have to make the rule

Then those rule such as No smoking

this one ar

I know smokers smoke

but then

People who dun smoke?

They breath in your fart okae

Cannot think for us eh?

Selfish bastard

CAUSE OF THAT

GOT NO SMOKING AREA

cause of some few smokers who are selfish

And now they are complaining

Serve you right

But I know some smokers who respect us

Just dun smoke la

Smoke can kill you ma

You say I gonna die what

But you wanna die of throat cancer?

I know it is very painful okae

Then you will say we will eventually get cancer ma

Smoking only make it faster

Thats why many people are getting it faster also

And thats why we need to lead a healty lifestyle

But no la

They smoke cause

Fun la

-.-

Go play soccer pls

Its more fun catching balls then puff your health away

When to training today and met the girls and Kenneth

Laila with her ever Chinese2

and kenneth still doesnt want to tell his Fb name

-.-

well today we visit the park

To run

not see2 sight seeing

7 big loops = 1.85km x 7 = 12Km

WA, And got hill

this steep hill like 70 degrees

wa lao

killer la

Tml got sheng li gathering for his bdae at this country club

Dunno wanna stayover or not

I plan to stayover since we long time seh never meet

Smoke and Whack ar Sheng Li

Hope to make a decision by tml